Confessions of a Facebook Addict

Addicted To Facebook

After reading the article “Help I’m Addicted to Facebook!” by Tara Stiles, I started to think about how my life has been affected by social media.

I am not new to the phenomenon, and have actually had my Facebook account since my sophomore year of college.  In the 5+ years I have had my account, I would say that I have gone through several stages of the site architecture and levels of addiction.  Which seems to be typical for most Gen-Yers, like myself.  Many of my symptoms are similar to those addressed in Stiles’ article as well.

My addiction started off as a simple way to keep in touch with classmates and to learn more about the ones I hadn’t yet spoken to.  It soon transitioned into a way for me to post pictures and share them with friends. It made it so much easier to keep in touch with important people in my life who had moved away for school. 

As time went on and the network and its offerings grew, so did the amount of time I spent on the site.  I feel as though the Facebook beast really reared its ugly head when it introduced many of the new features novice users take for granted. The news feed, status updates, applications, video offerings, etc. have made it even harder to avoid the attractiveness of Facebook.

This is when marketers also started to take notice of the potential opportunities Facebook has to offer.  The options for marketers in the beginning were limited, but Facebook has finally tried to embed advertisements on the sly.  It has disguised them by making them gifts, part of the news feed, groups, etc.  This provides a great opportunity for us as marketers and for our clients as well. Although it also proves to be another way my Facebook addiction is manipulating and controlling my life!

Whether you are a user, hater, novice or addict like me, it is important to understand the significance Facebook has on popular culture, and for marketers it is important to learn how to blur the lines of content and advertising to maximize the effectiveness of your marketing efforts.

My Top 10 Facebook Addiction Symptoms

  1. I have downloaded Facebook to my phone, which means I am ALWAYS connected
  2. I check my Facebook before I get out of bed in the morning (along with the weather and my horoscope… a bad combination of the three could mean I stay in bed all day!)
  3. Facebook creeping/spying has ruined my last 3 relationships (and caused many lapses in sanity)
  4. I work on the MSI Social Media Team.  My addiction has become part of my job… living the dream!
  5. I update my status at least 3-5 times a day
  6. Cocktails and Facebook don’t mix! (enough said)
  7. I have friends that are afraid to end relationships because of the inevitable barrage of questions they will have to answer after changing their relationship status on Facebook (by friends I mean me)
  8. Facebook is my homepage on my laptop
  9. I no longer say “CHEESE” when taking pictures, instead I say “Profile Picture”
  10. I wrote this post in PMS Facebook blue

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11 Responses to “Confessions of a Facebook Addict”

  1. Reggie says:

    #7 hits home for me! Ewww, I hate Facebook!

  2. Sharlene says:

    A true Facebook addict would’ve had a list of 25 random reasons and tagged some of their friends so they could list their 25 reasons, OR shuffled their iTunes and selected random songs to explain how they’re addicted.

    We <3 memes.

  3. Poppy says:

    Facebook Scrabble… enough said.

  4. I check it about 75 times a day and am devastated when there are no new posts. It’s the anti christ

  5. Aravind says:

    haha “by friends I mean me” good one

  6. Danielle says:

    Hilarious! I check status updates WAY too often on my blackberry. It’s a sickness!

  7. Heather says:

    I check out every picture I take on my digital camera and proudly state, “Facebook Default” if it’s a cute picture. I also realized I had an issue when I was tagged in over 500 pictures. I need help.

  8. Kari says:

    Am I the only person in the world not on Facebook? Man, I need to get on that.

  9. Denise says:

    Hey, Chris,
    You’re a riot! Hey, have fun in Ireland and forget Face Book while you’re there. The Irish are much more interesting but take lots of pictures so you can plaster them all over your FB page when you get back!! Thanks for the laughs!
    Denise

  10. Hi Chris,

    I’m an addict also. You are funny. The characters in my upcoming fictional book, “Facebook Addiction: The Life & Times of Social Networking Addicts”, display similar symptoms. We are hosting an online book release party on Facebook. Check out http://www.TheFacebookAddiction.com/blog for links to the FB page.
    Cheers,

    Nnamdi

  11. You’ve wrote a very well-written blog post.
    If it’s fine with you, I would like to request permission to use your article as it relates to my obstruction. I will be happy to negotiate to pay you or hire you for this.

    With Regards from
    Republic Polytechnic

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